You Know You are a Lesbian when…

youknowyouarealesbianwhen:

your pants are falling down because of how full your pockets are due to a lack of purse.

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Anonymous asked: you're such a fucking pussy

i am what i eatt ;)

miguelofthedark:

Making a giant Martin Luther King, Jr. mural out of Rubik’s cubes

miguelofthedark:

Making a giant Martin Luther King, Jr. mural out of Rubik’s cubes

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sistermonster:

piecesofametaphor:

  1. Whats your middle name?
  2. How big is your bed?
  3. What are you listening to right now?
  4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
  5. What was the last thing you ate?
  6. Last person you hugged?
  7. How is the weather right now?
  8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  9. What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
  10. Favorite type of food.
  11. Do you want children?
  12. Do you drink?
  13. Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?
  14. Hair color?
  15. Eye colour?
  16. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
  17. Favorite holiday?
  18. Favorite season?
  19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
  20. Last movie you watched?
  21. What books are you reading?
  22. Piercings?
  23. Favorite movie?
  24. Favorite college football team?
  25. What were you doing before filling this out?
  26. Any pets?
  27. Dogs or cats?
  28. Favorite flower?
  29. Have you ever loved someone?
  30. Who would you like to see right now?
  31. Have you ever fired a gun?
  32. Do you like to travel by plane?
  33. Right-handed or Left-handed?
  34. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
  35. Are you missing someone?
  36. Do you have a tattoo?
  37. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
  38. Are you hiding something from someone?
  39. Are you 18?
  40. What do before you go to bed?

This is way too long, but let’s put it on my blog for a little if someone would actually do it. I’m so damn bored right now.

Make my day?

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jonaslovatohugs:

I know this is weird but I looked just like how Demi looked when she was a baby o.O

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theearthturns:

Best one I’ve seen for a TMI tuesday!

starkystark:

1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed Cum?
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ?
8. Had anal sex
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?

11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? 
12. Did a threesome? 
13. Did a foursome? 
14. Been in an Orgy? 
15. Been in a gangbang? 
16. Had sex in public? 
17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? 
18. Had your toes licked or sucked? 
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? 
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only)  in a day? 
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only)  in a week? 
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached an orgasm? 
24. Watched porn? 
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? 
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? 
28. Had sex without protection? 
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? 
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?  
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? 
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? 
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?  
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum? 
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam? 
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on  their period?  
41. Been ate or eaten someone? 
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?  
43. Had sex in a vehicle? 
44. Been caught having sex? 
45. Paid for sex? 
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed? 
50. Ever had a wet dream? 
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? 
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten
53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

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